crap and more crap.sumpah crap.

2008-11-01T17:48:00.002+11:00

A new post bout Mat reps.Do tag aite.Cheers.

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Fashion

2008-10-30T18:45:00.007+11:00

We are going to try something new.We are going to start video posts.
This post consist of fashion(shutter glasses,old-school vintage trend and a little more).
We did this on the spot with no scripts and stuff.So yeah.
To bloggers,sorry if it's unclear.We will try to sort this out in future posts.Enjoy!!

Ps.Bare the crapness and be spared.

2008-10-28T19:37:00.002+11:00

New vid created a few minutes ago.Haha.Starring kentil(the voice) and kental(abg hafiz).

2008-10-27T21:13:00.005+11:00

Hey guys,We are back.Sorry to keep u guys waiting but we are finally here.Gonna start blogging about shits soon so in the mean time,here's a couple of vids.Do mind us cause we can't sing but we wanna do it just for u guys.Sweet right?Haha.Aite.Enjoy a good laugh.We know we did.Cya.

Aye aye Cap'en

More Than Words Stupid Funny Sumbang Version

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Not blogging for 2 weeks

2008-07-10T20:52:00.004+10:00

Kental(Black) and Kentil(Red)

Dear readers/fans ^_^ of kental and kentil,

Do keep in mind that we will not be blogging for roughly 2 weeks...We should have told this earlier..It's delayed till like 1week later...Haha...So it would be around 30June-15July(roughly) as it is the school holidays and kental is away on holidays.Do keep in touch after 15 July and we will try to have a new post done.

Thanks for the understanding.

From yours truly,

Kental and Kentil

Tetek Cancel

2008-06-23T18:25:00.003+10:00

We are getting annoyed with those longkang cancellation pictures(refer to above pic) that were uploaded on friends sharing website example myspace,friendster,facebook,ect.We find all this unnecessary as it spoils the picture.Same goes to the ones that cancel their faces and lips.You know who you are.Don't try to avoid the fact.

Reasons for cancellations:

Tutup aurat-Kalau nak tutup aurat,kenape pergi pakai baju tk senonoh in the first place.

Trend-Ikut2 orang ingat kan cool keper.

Cute-Tak cute.

We shouldn't be annoyed.We know but there a just too many of them now on the net.Where is the originality here people.To the boob cancellations,if you want to cancel yourself,might as well not cancel it or try taking the picture in a different angle.That way,it would make the world a better place.Haha.Most people who does boob cancellation wanna show they have big assets or might not have any but just do it so that people think they have big boobs.Wtf people.You can do better than that.

This post is the shortest we've done.We know.Sorry.

Ps. Bare the crapness and be spared.

2008-06-11T17:01:00.003+10:00

Melayu zaman sekarang is the choice to be for this post.

It takes us around 4 days to update this blog because we have to research on topic(if u wanna know where we get it,please google it up).Warning to all malays that are half hearted and especially those who have asthma.Read at your own risk.Parental guidance may be advised.

We would bring up this subject as malay people are fooled by jealousy or people would say PHD(Penyakit Hasad Dengki).Seriously,we can't see malay people actually succeeding in this world.A good example are Singapore malay society where the same race tend to fight each other for even the smallest possible reason.Example,Mat Reps who will fight to get respect and to feel good about themselves.They have to sacrifice other malays to acheive this.What's the point of this act??We don't find it necassary.Why can't they just get along with each other rather then fight with each other.

There's some successful malay people in this world but you can't see malay people succ.eed.You guys wanna know why??Most of them don't share their knowledge and prefer to succeed alone.They feel good to be the best among the best ad would do everything to keep it that way.That's what we say happy sendiri,hidup sendiri,mati sendiri.Look at those chinese people.Have you guys ever think why majority of them succeed??If they succeed,they succeed together.What do we get from malayswhen sumone try to make malay succeed,they never get support from malay society.Example(Kental experienced this once),one of his friend tried to apply for this student welfare thingy(they money to students in need to support him for the polytechnique expenses)at mendaki but they rejected it because he is not in the "category of needy people" but then he seeked help from Sinda(Indian Society) and he got it.Get what we mean??Why can't malay society help it's own people,yet an indian society is able to provide for us malay people??

Malay has always been complaining and blaming that the government has been racist towards them.Whay do we have to complain where we can't even help ourselves.We should show them that we are capable on achieving greater heights.Singapore started as a Malay colony but is now controlled by chinese??Everything you do have to be related to chinese.We should get back our pride and country.We are really sad that there are only a handful of malay people in the political rank.It's also sad that only a few malay people actually get the opportunity to go to university.

Conclusion:Start over a new leaf.Take this advice.Learn from the chinese and strip them from their rank.

MALAYSIA BOLEH.Hahaha.I mean Singapore.Or as the malays say,Singapura.

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Coming soon.

2008-06-05T22:46:00.002+10:00

New post coming soon.Keep in touch with Kental and Kentil.
*Terms and conditions may apply.

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Malay Pornography

2008-06-04T17:23:00.000+10:00

We Kental and Kentil are held here today to discuss about a hot topic.We will make it as english as possible even though there are bound to be singlish and malay in this discussion.This topic is definately gonna be like by Mrs Kental.

The topic isssss *jengjengjeng* Malay Pornography!!!

What is with malay people making pornography and spreading it on the internet and through handphones.After we had done some surveying and viewing*gigglesgiggles* on malay pornocraphy,we foundout that none of them were reliable to *ehemehem*and most of it dosen't have the best soundtracks(except for papa jahat,the only decent one.Haha).The most disgusting ones are probably the ones from Malaysia,Especially the minah tudung shor sleeve.They are just trying to make a bad image to the muslims like us.Even we're the ones living in Australia but wehave yet to see an Australian school girl porn even when the majority of them are non virgin and Freethinkers/Christians.We are really embarrassed by this sexual act.If you guys/girls are girls are really horny,find the nerest stairs and/or carpark(remember not to record!).It is really disgusting to see the guys pleasure face *laughs* and their magic stick.Just go home and watch sites like www. milfhunter,publicinvasion,moneytalks,realitykings,cunfiesta,mikeinbrazil .com and ect and from there...We are sure you guys know what to do *ehemehem*(btw,these sites are highly recommended by pervetic homosapien faggots).

Percentage shows for the disgustingness of pornography production:
Malay porn:99.5 percent disgusting
Japanese porn:0 percent because they have the best soundtracks except for the japenese guys
European porn:40 percent to the minorities that are disgusting
Bangla porn:200 percent disgusting

we decided to speak up upon this subject because we oversearched this melayu porn blog and it's really horrifiying and disgusting.It's like they are proud to publicise something that should'nt be spread and viewed by others.Kate je orang melayu,tapi prangai sundal.People expect malay's to be rich with moral values.what telah happen??Value ke hapak!

Take our advise.Keep it private.Play safe.Keep it cool.
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From Kental and Kentil.

Ps. Bare the crapness and be spared

Pembusted

2008-06-03T18:19:00.000+10:00

Today we have an interesting topic that we may discuss about.Well.That is among the girls.

We don't get it why girls say that guys are "pembusted" where as they're themselves are the same.They keep saying guys are terrible,we would agree to a certain extend.Guys do break girls hearts,playing timer,flirting with other girls,sweet talking(that's what we are good at but only to our one and only pompan melayu terakhir *winkwink*).That is true..We can't disagree on that.but girls on the other hand do the same things well but don't realise it(da pandang cermin btol2 blom).Kental himself has done that(kentil setia XD) but now he's changed for the better *clapsclaps*.Girl themselves flirt with other guys and some do play timer too!!That's what we know as scandalous.We brought this matter up because it really disturb our attention and it is really frustrating as we are guys and we don't practice this ritual called "pembusting" *giggles*.As we have a lot of girl friends it is really irritating to see that they are referring to all guys rather then an individual homosapien faggot.Whenever we chat with them,this is what happen:

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
kau tau tk laki aru busted aku siak.

kental and kentil says:
kenape??ape sak jadi??

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
dier main timer sak.Sumer laki cam gini.

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
aku benciii!!!!

kental and kentil says:
ouh. rilek ahh u masih ader i(this part kite clueless)

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
ala.u jangan nk step sweet talk la!U pon samer jugak!!

babycutestuff tetek mampat says:
Aku nk jadi lesbian ah.Lagi bagus.

kental and kentil says:
Lesbian lagi gerek..Wooiissshhh.

After that,We closed her convo.
It would be good to see a girl dumping her to see that girls are the same as well.
Ok.We had enough hitting on the girls.
We are realist too.
Now it's the guys turn.

What with guys playing timer.Isn't onegina enough for you??(Kalau nk main timer ambek la muke lawa2 sikit.Ini sume yg buruk2 seburuk2nye pon kau nk jilat.)If yes,try to get a decent looking one.sheesh.(jokes).Guy,you are making the male colony look bad with your attitudes(sumpah prangai).

Happy with what we are stating??
Shockingly mat rep are more setia then some of u homosapiens.

Percentage shows for setianess:
Mat rep:90 percent
Emo:99.9 percent pasal kalau break up gembang nak mampus
Indie:45 percent they care more about thier hair
Regular guy:69.99 percent
Fat guy:No hope because dier lebih sayang makanan dier.
Kental and Kentil:150 percent sayang gf sampai mati:D

ps. Kentil single.

Percentage for girls setianess:
Minah rep:20 percent
Muke last warning:90 percent cause they wanna hold on to their guy.No hope for new ones if lost.
Pompan Jambu:80 percent
XXL:Same as fat guy

So much for seeejaaatiiii(Awie)
Selamats.

Ps. Bare the crapness and be spared.

Our new album.

2008-06-02T19:36:00.000+10:00

Enjoy.

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Welcome.

2008-06-02T19:30:00.000+10:00

This is not ours...Mat rep punyer...Bad influence...Tsk3..That's why we don't mix with mat reps.

This is our new crap and more crap.sumpah crap. blog.

Enjoy.

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